Postcards From Oblivion

I just learned something so incredible, wombat buddies. It seems mah blahg is so popular that I have important people just waiting in the wings for a shot at a guest post.

Better still, they’re willing to pay me 30 whole dollars!

Mmm Hmm. That’s right. My high-quality postcards are in demand:

Hi,

“I belonge from “Dedic“http://postcardsfromoblivion.net/“ with lot of great and awesome material. Therefore I want to put our client’s article at your site. We will pay you $30 for this deal and our client site is “http://www.testslive.com/“. “

May be you did not notice on my first mail but i am sure you will definitely reply after read this massage!  

Looking reply from your side!

[Totally fake name omitted]

How many bloggers can say a great company was viewing my site ply from me, right? I really don’t know what to say–all those compliments AND a massage? Surely it’s all too good to be true.

Who am I kidding? Of course it isn’t. She will be may new bested friendliness. I already send her many replied on which she will create elation. I will even distributed postcard while I am out of city.

It’s the start of a beautiful relationship. I can feel it.

I was  taking my usual scan through the Sunday coupons the other day, and I came across this ad for Pedialyte that made me wish I hadn’t chosen to eat while clipping. I may be needing some of this stuff in a few minutes.

My Girly had to ask what the picture was of, since she’s not yet primed in anatomy. A stomach to her is a cute little round thing under her t-shirt that’s punctuated by an adorable belly button.

This bile and Big D spewing cartoon character in the ad didn’t resemble anything she’d seen before. Hat or no hat.

I kinda found myself wishing I’d never laid eyes on this particular rendering.

WTF, Pedialyte?

They get bonus gross-out points for the leaky diaper and surly preschooler stomach’s expression–”I’m pissed. I’mma puke and poop on your floor!”

Did they seriously all sit around a board room and giddily nod in agreement that this was a great ad campaign? How about showing the kid snuggling on mom’s lap feeling better after having consumed some of their magical beverage?

I guess comfort doesn’t sell as well as puke. Or diarrhea.

Because we ALL want to see drawings of that.