Schmoopy has had a few consecutive good days.
I’d say this calls for a little levity, wouldn’t you?
Let the shopping commence!
What squirrel wouldn’t want a cuppa joe with his morning nuts?
Every squirrel should start his or her day with sporty undergarments (insert “nuts” jokes here):
Secretly like your kid’s juice pouch but wish it had more of a kick? Get the Mar-GO- Rita! It’s like Capri Sun for adults! Pack this in your picnic tote to get your drink on at the park. Strategic hand placement recommended to cover the “Alcohol Inside!” emblem.
Am I the only nerd who thinks this is cool?
This just seems so wrong. No surprise it was at the dollar store:
For the man who has everything (except hair):
Want fresh breath? Wish you were Canadian? Get both in one handy spritz!
Sorry this is blurry. I guess I was just beside myself imagining how much worse bacon breath might be than the scent of bacon lingering on my clothes after a hearty breakfast:
Since we’re on a breath kick, how about that fresh-from-the-deli smell wafting up your friend’s nose as you share the latest gossip?
Prefer that minty glow? Uncle Joe used his own two hands to make you these:
Seen anything good on your shopping trips?