It’s Friday.
Schmoopy has had a few consecutive good days.
I’d say this calls for a little levity, wouldn’t you?
Let the shopping commence!
What squirrel wouldn’t want a cuppa joe with his morning nuts?
Squirrel approved, of course.
Every squirrel should start his or her day with sporty undergarments (insert “nuts” jokes here):
Perfect for lounging in front of the bird feeder.
Secretly like your kid’s juice pouch but wish it had more of a kick? Get the Mar-GO- Rita! It’s like Capri Sun for adults! Pack this in your picnic tote to get your drink on at the park. Strategic hand placement recommended to cover the “Alcohol Inside!” emblem.
It’s a buzz in a bag.
Am I the only nerd who thinks this is cool?
Cardboard bottles? Who knew! Paging Mrs. Flinstone… Mrs. Wilma Flinstone: your detergent is on sale!
This just seems so wrong. No surprise it was at the dollar store:
Fla-vor-ice meets Fudgesicle = ICK! Speaking of which, that shelf could use a little lick and a promise, too. Probably resembles the taste of those fudge pop things.
For the man who has everything (except hair):
Comb the whole dang deal in one fell swoop!
Want fresh breath? Wish you were Canadian? Get both in one handy spritz!
It’s Canada in a can, eh?
Sorry this is blurry. I guess I was just beside myself imagining how much worse bacon breath might be than the scent of bacon lingering on my clothes after a hearty breakfast:
Bacon = awesome. Bacon breath = not nearly as awesome.
Since we’re on a breath kick, how about that fresh-from-the-deli smell wafting up your friend’s nose as you share the latest gossip?
Nice breath, pickle puss.
Prefer that minty glow? Uncle Joe used his own two hands to make you these:
Um, yeah. I’mma take a pass on that one, Uncle Joe.
Seen anything good on your shopping trips?
From another jennifer:
These are hilarious. I love the bacon mints and the Canadian spray. Priceless!
Visiting from SITS. Happy Saturday!
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From Wombat Central:
Thanks for swinging by, eh?
From bonnie:
Guess I need to look out for squirrels wearing underwear with coffee cup in hand. Wonder if they’ll be ringing my door bell any time soon ;o)
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From Wombat Central:
Maybe you could whip up some little outfits for them when they arrive so they don’t have to gather nuts in their skivvies.
From Tammy@WorldsWorstMoms:
I don’t know what to be more excited about. The cardboard bottles or the squirrel underwear. I’m thinking the first one will be a little more useful, but, you know. Why go for practical.
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From Wombat Central:
It doesn’t get much better than squirrel underwear in my book.
From Karyn Climans:
I’d love to see Kevin O’Leary’s reaction on the Dragons’ Den to some of these products!
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From Wombat Central:
Right–can you see yourself selling that “become a Canadian” minty breath spray to them?!
From Katie E:
These are hilarious – and you’re not the only one who thinks the cardboard bottle is cool!
Visiting from SITS.
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From Wombat Central:
Oh, phew. I thought it was just one more reason I needed to get out more.
Thanks for stopping by!
From If By Yes:
Completely bemused by the Canadian breath freshner. I had no idea we had such minty breath.
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From Wombat Central:
Turns out we don’t just want minty breath like yours, we actually want to BE you. ;D
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From Taylor:
Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls? Hahaha.
Those squirrel underpants are adorable, too!
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From Evan:
W got a squirrel coffee cup for his b-day!