Jun 07

Dung Mountain

by in Children, School

The Girly had to create a map of our beautiful, heavily taxed state for school recently. They even got all fancy and used a legend. Thank goodness for that, because without the aid of the legend, I was sure there had been some kind of mishap with her map:

Ahoy! Thar be storm clouds overhead!

 

Ah. Turns out there was a Schmoopy cloud hovering over the first map.

 

Direct your eyes to the right of the map and tell me I’m not alone in thinking the mountain ranges look like a big ol’ streak of dung (you may have to click on it and enlarge it for full effect, even though the camera doesn’t seem to capture the true dung essence). The accompanying blob on the legend isn’t terribly comforting either. Surely there are some green trees we can showcase in them there mountains.

The most disturbing part of all is that a sizeable section of dung mountain disengaged somewhere between school and home. Most likely, some poor bus driver was summoned by a horrified young passenger to examine a brown mass on the floor under or *gasp* on her seat.

That part made me chuckle inwardly just a little.

Maybe a lot.

Because I’m 12.

 

 

 

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6 Responses to “Dung Mountain”

  1. From bonnie:

    Yes, yes it did look like poo mountains to me especially since on the legend there were some smears like one would get if they tried to wipe with their hands.
    Yes I’ve seen this before….
    bonnie recently posted..Rambling With Photos

    Posted on 07. Jun, 2012 at 10:57 pm #
    • From Wombat Central:

      I can’t even tell you how grossed out I was when I first saw it!

      Posted on 08. Jun, 2012 at 2:33 am #
  2. From Karyn Climans:

    What happened to part of the mountains? Looks like a forest fire ran through the area.
    Karyn Climans recently posted..Use Your Noggin To Protect Your Noggin

    Posted on 08. Jun, 2012 at 4:32 pm #
    • From Wombat Central:

      Only the person wearing it on their shoe (or pants) knows for sure. ;)
      Wombat Central recently posted..Dung Mountain

      Posted on 08. Jun, 2012 at 10:30 pm #
  3. From Jen {at} take2mommy:

    The girly did a great job with her map…but yes, the mountains do resemble the objects I just scooped out of the cat’s litter box. Fortunately, I see where I live on the map and there’s no dung on that spot. Yeah! PS, I AM 12!
    Jen {at} take2mommy recently posted..Dear Somebody I Used to Know

    Posted on 10. Jun, 2012 at 11:44 am #
    • From Wombat Central:

      Happy to hear you and yours are dung free. ;D We are too.

      Posted on 12. Jun, 2012 at 9:34 pm #

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