The lovely Carol from If By Yes batted my arm in a game of bloggy tag, so it’s my turn to share more info about me than you’d ever care to know. Step one is posting Ye Olde Rules:
1- You must post the rules (I love when I can check off something on a list!)
2- Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post (two checks–feeling productive and on top of the world!)
3- Create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged (Screeeeetch! Erm, this is where I’mma fall flat on this one)
4- Tag eleven people with a link to your post (yeah, this probably won’t get a check mark.)
5- Let them know they’ve been tagged (Also not getting checked because I’m going to be a big party poop and let the buck stop right here.)
As you can see, I’m not big on tagging others, since the people I’d tag would more than likely want to bitch slap me than playfully tag my arm. I’m sorry! If you’d like to voluntarily play along, feel free to link back here and use these same questions!
Carol’s questions for me:
1. How many times, as an adult, have you wet yourself?
Huh. I don’t think ever, really. There may have been one or two random teeny bladder control breeches in my life as a parent that were the direct result of a bad combo (full bladder + mother of all sneezes + child #2 requiring 2+ hours of pushing), but never full wettage. Wow, that was personal. Thanks, Carol.
3. What book are you most ashamed of disliking?
I’m not ashamed so much as a bit of a loner in not loving the Harry Potter series. God bless J.K. and all her made-up names and words, but they just annoyed me when I tried to pronounce them while reading aloud.
4. What cartoon character did you have a crush on as a child?
I never did, but my kids did. I’m glad they’re not as strange as I thought they were for finding them cute [mental note: cancel their therapy appointments]. I crushed on real actors and waited eagerly for my weekly date with Randolph Mantooth in his role as Johnny Gage in the hit TV series, Emergency!
5. What dream was terrifying as a child, but is funny to think about now?
The terrifying ones are still pretty creepy. I had a friend who used to have nightmares about Ronald McDonald in a dark trench coat, though, and I thought that was hilarious. He didn’t so much, but still. *snicker*
6. What word do you always misspell?
Weird. Wierd. Dammit! Weird.
7. What bad smell do you secretly kind of like?
It’s no secret–I love the smell of asphalt sealer. I think most people can’t roll their car windows up fast enough after catching one whiff in a drive by. I’ll cruise past the house 10 times to smell it over and over.
8. What good smell do you actually dislike?
Stumped on this one. They way I see it, if I dislike it, it isn’t a good smell then is it?
9. Are you the kind of person who wants to eat babies/puppies?
The thought of gnawing on chunky baby arms and legs does wash over me in waves at the sight of a plump baby. Just enjoyed a big ol’ baby foot today, in fact. Too much fur involved with puppies –I’d rather just talk like a complete idiot to them and enjoy the sweet smell of puppy breath.
10. What is your most intellectually snobby personality trait?
I want to beat people about the head with their unnecessary apostrophes.
11. What is your trashiest personality trait?
Love me some trash mags and Call of the Wildman on Animal Planet! Live action!