It costs a little more each week for the special edition we receive of People Magazine. I know, I know. You wish you could have it, too, but we’re special customers. We not only get the “behind the scenes” stories, but the pictures you won’t see anywhere else.
Here, Beyonce and gal pal Alicia Keyes step out for a night of batshiz crazy fun. Beyonce’s got the bats in her hair, and Alicia’s got some kind of black licorice shiz going on up in her grill.
In this expose, the make-up comes off to reveal what’s really up with the stars. This shot shows the curvy Kim K. showcasing a facial wart that warrants its own zip code and a case of the gas that would scare off any would-be TMZ-er. Nearby, Michael Douglas works the facial manscape for his role in “Springtime for Hitler,” while his loving wife realizes she’s left her economy size bottle of Neet in her other clutch:
Even the ads are more realistic, Why, this beauty on the right was shocked to find that underneath all that dry skin was a years-old inked declaration of her love for the TV Show, “How it’s Made.”
I even found drawn-on bags under the eyes of the ageless Bono in th– uh… they’re not drawn on? Oh Em Gee. Is Bono really that old? So that’s what all those tinted lenses are about!
Who wears the goatee best? I’d say Reese. And you?
So, yes, we pay extra–but it’s totally worth it.